I want to share with anyone who is interested a fun little game I play called Empty Profile. I use this when a slave, for whatever reason, has an empty profile (in the About section) and has been inworld for more than 2 weeks. The way I see it (agree with me or not), a slave with an empty profile is expressing laziness, extreme boringness, immaturity, or worse yet, unable to express anything at all (does not bode well for emoting later on). When I see this, I always advise the slave to write SOMETHING. if they don't or won't, I offer to give them text to use until such time as they do it themselves. Amazingly, some of them go for it and use what I give them.
Here is what I give them to copy and paste. Feel free to modify this for your own use!! This has been the source of some great amusement for myself and others.
Goddess Gina (Ginette Pinazzo) told me to fill in my profile but I lacked the imagination to do it, so she made me write this. She is always right, of course. She is a Goddess from the center of the Universe. If you think this is funny, IM her and tell her so.